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David Thorne received a permission slip from his child's school for his child to participate in an Easter performance.
Mom Has Message For Strangers Who Worry About Her Baby's 'Cold Feet'
We've all seen it.  That baby or toddler who isn't quite dressed "properly" for the weather.  Maybe that baby or toddler is our own and maybe we're the ones who've seen that judgmental stare or have heard those snarky comments, "Well, aren't your feet cold, sweetie?"
"Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to..."
“I never told this story before but I remembered it today and it made me laugh. The greatest customer ever: I used to work as a bagger at a small, family owned grocery store while I was in high school. One day an lady woman came through the checkout with a...
This redneck was parked behind a trailer load of pigs near the zoo in Washington, DC. As the truck drove away–one of the pigs fell out. The redneck walked over and picked the pig up and placed it...
"Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two..."
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