8. My 4-year-old grandson was looking at a photo album with his mom, when he saw a picture of her with a big tummy. He asked her why she was so big and she answered that he was in her tummy. He looked from the picture to her tummy several times, then said, “Mommy, did you swallow me?
9. One day my son, his wife, and my grandchildren were eating out with us and a man they knew stopped by the table. My 3-year-old grandson said, “This is my grandma,” and the man said I didn’t look old enough to be a grandma. Then my grandson replied, “Oh, she’s old enough!”
10. My 5-year-old grandson didn’t love his mother’s newly-bleached hair, which had gone from dark brown to almost white. “Gomma,” he said, “I liked my Mom’s hair better when it matched her eyebrows.”
11. Driving my 6-year-old grandson home, I spotted a lady crossing the street with her dog. “Matthew,” I said, “Look at the cute little French poodle over there.” “Gammy, how do you know he’s French?”
12. I took my 6-year-old grandson to his favorite steak restaurant. Being very grown up, he ordered everything for himself. When the waiter asked him how he wanted his steak, he replied with a puzzled look, “You know … on a plate!”
13. My 5-year-old granddaughter was riding with us to the airport and as she listened to the female voice from the GPS give us directions, she asked, “How does she know where we are going?”
Straight out of the mouths of babes.
With imaginations so full of wonder, youngsters come up with the cutest things. Sometimes the mutter something so outrageous, all you can do is have a good laugh.
Enjoy it while they’re still young…
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