Woman says her breast are too small. Her husband’s reply was priceless.

This joke was sent in by Sandra K. from Blythe, California.

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: “If you want your
Breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day”

Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

How long will this take?” I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies.

I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the

Without missing a beat he said “Worked for your bum, didn’t it?”

He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.


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