She was terrified when she lost control of her horse. What happens next is pure gold.

Have you ever had one of those friends who wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed? When asked about her qualities, you use words like “fun” and “caring.” The word “smart” simply isn’t in her description–but you love her anyway, quirks and all.

JokenFun shared this joke about a woman who has things a little backwards.

Imagine this.

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness…

…when to her great fortune, Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Oh boy, someone’s got a few screws loose. This is one of those times where you know you should feel bad–but you can’t stop laughing. She better stay away from rocket-ship themed roller-coasters or she might start putting “astronaut” on her resume.

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