Mr. Smith was just on the cusp of his 80th birthday. Although he looked vibrant for his age and had no complaints, his younger wife was worried about his health.
“When you get to be of a certain age,” she said, “you just never know.” Mrs. Smith insisted that he at least visit the doctor for a check-up and called in for an appointment.
Return to the 50s posted this funny story about an unusual discovery at a doctor’s office.
Here’s what happened.
An elderly man visited the doctor for a checkup.
“Mr. Smith, you’re in great shape,” said the doctor afterward. “How do you do it?”
“Well,” said Mr. Smith, “I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and the good Lord looks out for me. For weeks now, every time I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he turns the light on for me.”
Concerned, the doctor found Mrs. Smith in the waiting room and told her what her husband said.
“I don’t think that’s anything to worry about,” she said. “And on the bright side, it does explain who’s been peeing in the fridge.”
Oh-no!
Old age can sometimes cause a bit of confusion. But this one takes the cake.
Let’s hope they throw out those veal chops they were planning to have for supper.
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