Teacher Tried To Make Her Kids Speak Like Adults, But Didn’t Plan For This

A teacher was trying to get her students to accustomed to using proper English, instead of using “baby words.” Unfortunately, the exercise went a little differently than planned. Read the hilarious joke sent in by a reader below.

A group of young school kids were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! “You need to use ‘Big People’ words,” she reminded them.

She asked Katie what she had done over the weekend.

“I went to visit my Nana.” Said Katie

“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.” said teacher, use Big People’ words!”

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. “I took a ride on a choo choo.”

She said “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use “Big People’ words.”

She then asked little Zach what he had done.

“I read a book,” he replied.

“That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”

Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said:

“Winnie the SHIT”

Yikes.

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