We recently asked readers to send us their best democrat vs republican jokes. Here are the best responses we received.
1.
How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb? 5! Al Gore to insure it’s a CFL, an EPA agent in case the bulb breaks and a mercury cleanup is necessary, a person to bail out the home owner, an ACORN member to ensure that the right person changed the bulb, and a member of the media to celebrate the change.
via Kathy F fron Grand Rapids, Michigan
2.
Did you hear about the new Obama Diet? You let Putin eat your lunch every day.
via Carl from New Braunfels, Texas
3.
Today is #CyberMonday, the day you can buy anything online. And by “anything,” I mean anything but health insurance.
via anonymous
4.
Q: What is the difference between a magician and a Liberal?
A: The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance.
A: The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance.
via John Calhoun
5.
How do you turn a liberal into a conservative?
Move them out of their parents basement
Move them out of their parents basement
via Michael W.
6.
One a warm summer night, a Republican sees a man drowning 50 feet from the pier. He throws the man a 25 foot rope, and tells him to swim half way. The next night a Democrat sees a man drowning 50 feet from the pier as well. He throws him a 100 foot rope, then let’s go of his end.
via Kyle Becker
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