This funny joke was submitted by Daily Headline reader Sarah Conner. Read it below.
A husband went to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper. The doctor said, “Sit down and explain to me exactly what the problem is.”
The man said, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It’s getting more and more frequent. It scares me when it happens.”
The doctor thought for a moment and said, “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish, but don’t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later the man went back to the doctor to report. His attitude was much improved and he was looking fresh and reborn.
The man said, “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! It was wonderful but how does just swishing water do that?”
The doctor smiled and replied, “The water itself does nothing —- It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.”
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