“Today my husband was CAUGHT IN THE ACT. He had a special request for dinner, so I stopped in our nearest grocery store to pick up the items needed. As I was looking for a spot in the express checkout, I noticed someone with a uniform similar to...
“A state trooper was 3 cars in front of me, when he suddenly put on his lights and veered in front of three lanes of traffic (all going 70+ mph). My heart stopped because I was convinced he was going to be run over. Everyone slammed on their...
“So today, I took the kids to the pool and we stopped for ice cream on the way home. When I got my ice cream and pulled out, I realized that this elderly man beside me was sitting outside his car door and...
“When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, brewing beer, watching TV. Always something more important to me. Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point...
“An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or...
“After being at the airport since 4ish and dealing with a 2 hour layover that turned into a 3 hour layover plus my huge disappointment in nibbling at an overpriced crappy chicken (basically just having a huge pity party) something changed in my..."
