Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just laid down and told him “Take me, young man. Take me now!”
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fools!” And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard.
The lesson of this story? Don’t make assumptions! Sure, something may look harmless on the outside–but there could actually be a fire burning right under the surface. Maybe it’s time to assume that all stoves are hot.
Don’t mess with seniors!
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