Teacher tries to disprove a bible story, but this student’s response was priceless

There’s something amazing about children. They aren’t filtered by biased judgment nor are they held back by socially acceptable norms.

They say whatever is on their mind, and almost always it’s the truth, spoken straight from the heart.

Unijokes posted this wisecrack about a quick-witted little girl.

Read the joke below and get ready to laugh.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”


Some people love a good debate. But when it comes to dissecting religious beliefs, things can get personal fast.

Better have some strong ammo (backed up by actual scripture) to repel oncoming attacks.

Take a lesson from this little girl and don’t back down!

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