A woman’s Facebook post has gone viral about a scary — and hilarious — moment in the shower. Read her post below.
So I’m in the shower. Cleaning my body with SOAP, and a WASH RAG. I emphasize this because you know…..🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
Anyways I’m minding my own business, and at the bottom of the shower I see something black with legs floating around, and it brushed against my foot.
LAWD!😫 when I say my spirit floated out my body, went to the pearly gates. I hopped out the tub so quick I was dry when my feet touched the floor. I slid across the bathroom. I caught myself but my bare naked butt checks hit that cold bathroom floor. I clinched my cheeks so hard it went from Nicki Minaj booty to Hank Hill booty.
I get up and find my composure. Talking to myself like ‘Aisha you from East Memphis, yo daddy straight out the mound. Ain’t no way you gone let a spider be the death of you.’
So I walk slowly back to the tub, on some crocodile hunter stuff. I had a dirty toilet brush in my hand ready to kill this punk spider.
I pull back the curtain and this is what I almost died over.
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