If you’re a blonde, I’m sure you’re so sick of hearing ‘dumb blonde’ jokes.
Cause really, like oh my gosh, what does hair-color have anything to do with someone’s smarts anyway?
It’s so annoying, cause like, no one will take you seriously, like, no matter what you do!
::sigh:: It’s like no one understands how hard it is to….wait, what was I saying?
Tee hee, oh yeah! Now I remember!
In the following joke from Rumor Has It, a young girl’s blonde moment takes a strange turn.
Read the following joke below.
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, “Well then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!” The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, “Well little lady, why don’t you go on and give it a try?”
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, with a gun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.Nearby were seven more dead alligators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled mightily, but managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration, “DAMN IT! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!”
Oh, honey, that’s not where alligator shoes come from!
But you’ve gotta hand it to this blonde; she did not give up without a fight.
Can someone please explain to this girl how the manufacturing process works so that I don’t have to?
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