Impressed, the traveler responded, “Wow, that’s incredible! I take it that’s how he lost his legs?”
“Now just wait til you hear this,” said the farmer. “Back in July, our grain silo got hit by lightning, and it damn near went up in flames when our grandson was in there stomping down the grain. As God as my witness, this pig climbed up the ladder and pulled him out before the whole damn thing collapsed.”
Fascinated, the traveler interjected “Golly! So then that must be how he lost his legs, right?”
“Nope, he came out of that unscathed,” said the wife.
“Well then tell me, what the hell happened to him?!”
The old farmer casually responded, “well you don’t eat a pig like that all at once.”
Oh-no!
What can a pig do these days to catch a break?
That must be some incredible bacon.
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