"Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to..."
Little Johnny and his family often traveled to visit his grandmother for meals during the holiday season and special events—Easter Sunday, Thanksgiving, Christmas. One day, Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was...
“To My Dear Wife, you will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be...
"A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks he's smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and..."
'I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "killer" chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a...
Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and..."
"One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no..."
“A few years ago, my wife and I moved into a retirement development on Florida's southeast coast. Our biggest retirement concern was time management. What were weng to do all day? Let me assure you...
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and...
