Listen, Bob, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Stan replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Walmart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So, Bob fills a small jar with his urine and takes it to...
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When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a..."
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One student said to his friend: 'I'm sure that poor old man has..."
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She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, the wife didn’t have a good time at the party, so she..."
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Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a..."
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One of the golfers had his club in mid swing when he noticed a funeral procession coming up the highway. He lowered his club and..."
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The people of the town are looking to see his reaction, they aren't even discreet about it. He looks around at everyone and says loud and clear: 'I will walk back into the bar to get myself another drink, and if I don't see my..."
"At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
'This is so embarrassing,' the woman says, and she pops her..."
