It’s Monday morning when the daylight creeping in through half-shut blinds wakes you from a dead sleep. Your groggy eyes fumble for the alarm clock; it reads 7:15 a.m. Oh no! The alarm didn’t go off!
In a state of panic, you rush out the door, and speed down the freeway. You can’t miss this appointment!
Lo and behold, you hear the squealing of sirens and the ominous blue and red flashing lights.
How are you going to get out of this one?
In the following joke from Great Clean Jokes, one woman turns the tables on an unexpected police officer.
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An elderly lady was pulled over for speeding. A cop approaches her and says “ma’am, can I please see your license?” She says “I’m sorry, officer, but I got it revoked two years ago for drunk driving.”
His brow furrows and he straightens up. “Well, can I please see the registration of your car?” She says “I stole the car and I killed the driver; he’s in the trunk.” “Ma’am, DON’T MOVE, I’m calling for backup.” He mutters furiously into his walkie-talkie… Five minutes later, half the squad pulls up, the Chief of Police walks over to the woman’s window.
“Ma’am, can I see your license?” he asks sternly. “Of course, officer,” she smiles demurely and pulls out a license from her purse. He squints warily at it. “This looks legitimate,” he mumbles. “Can I see the registration to this car?” She pulls it out of the glove compartment and hands it to him. “Ma’am, stand back!”
He bangs open the trunk of the car and flinches: but it was completely empty. The woman brandishes a finger at the first cop and says accusingly, “And I’ll bet that liar told you I was speeding too!!”
Bet you didn’t see that coming!
In his line of duty, this police officer has surely seen just about everything. But this one must have come as a surprise.
Although that was a pretty crafty plan to try to get out of a speeding ticket, her risky behavior probably didn’t do her any favors.
Do you think her plan worked?
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