When you’re a living stereotype, you start to get tired of being the punchline of a joke.
This group of blondes got so sick of it that they decided to form an alliance. But these aren’t your typical blondes. This is a group of tough, biker blondes.
Unijokes posted this hilarious joke about one very brave blind man who is serious about his jokes.
Read the joke below.
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times…”
Ouch! Well, that was a bold move…
Gotta admit, that joke was funny enough to endure the trouble he’s about to face from these vicious blondes.
Let’s hope this blind man has some serious tricks up his sleeve to get him out of this one!
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