Aging is hard. You aren’t the limber youngster you once were. Your vision is dimming, your hearing is weakened, and you hardly recognize the face staring back at you in the mirror.
But because it beats the alternative, we must age with grace. Well, as gracefully as we can.
In this joke from UniJokes, we witness the hilarity that comes with getting older.
Read the following joke below.
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”
The second lady chimed in with, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”
The third one responded, ” Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have that problem. Knock on wood,” as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, “That must be the door, I’ll get it!”
Oh-dear!
Does this sound too familiar? Don’t worry, if it doesn’t right now, it will eventually!
And when you get there, all you can do is share in a laugh. But you don’t have to do it alone because your friends will be right there with you, just as confused as you are. ;)
I wonder if she thinks there are intruders in her house when a commercial comes on the TV!
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